The diary of Mr. Morning

Here comes Mr. Morning

Mr.Morning brings you the blues…

Let’s start with a regular, boring, cold and rainy monday morning in november, for example. Here we are. What can you expect from it, when it’s grinning at you, whispering: „Hello dear, get up and get in touch with me, i’ve got  big surprises (that means big bullshit, in other words) for you today, you know,  i’m your oldest friend,remember,  i’m the first day of the rest of your life,  i’m your personal Mr. Morning…“ Is it the radio? Is it real? Or just a nightmare?

Be aware. What the hell does this mean? What did Mr. Morning whisper in your ear? Dear, tear  or fear? You didn’t understood his murmur. But you know, that this morning again will confront you with your greatest fears, like every morning before, and there is nothing you can do about it. Fear of dogs? Fear of the artificial life?Your artificial breakfast, water, brain, clothes and pets?  Remember, that in the digital world nothing is like it was in the good, old days. Even the mice are artificial, especially the mice! Maybe the fear of articifial mice is your greatest fear of all. Be aware!

The artificial mouse -downfall of the west and rest of the world?

Battle of the artifical mice.

Stop. Wait a minute. Take a look at the clock: What’s that? Your are to late! Hurry , hurry up, now! You’re rushing downstairs, you stagger to the street, crossing the mean, mean main road, you are reaching the bus stop…but there is nothing to stop yet. Not even the bus stops at the bus stop. It’s to late. You’re to late. You can’t stop it. It’s just another beginning…

Even the bus does not stop at the bus-stop.

Good Morning, reloaded. Oh no, what a dozy dreamer you are!  You wasn’t awake, wasn’t out yet, haven’t had no breakfast, no shower, no brain…You’re still in your warm, cobwebs-covered bed, snoring the day away. But right now, it’s getting serious, let me help you out, here comes Mr. Morning.

Are you still in slumberland? Get out, i want you right here, i’m your despertador…

The Challenge. So, why won’t you get up early and at time, like most people do? Just a lazy bone? Or maybe it’s the way, modern life is provoking you and you aren’t prepare to face the challenge, are you? You puny squirt, there are a lot of adventures waiting for you outside…

„C’m on!“ „Sorry, Mr. I’ve.forgot my boxing gloves…“

So, let’s take a closer look to this problem:

„the joke was not the other way around, was it?“

Finishing line. 

Let’s finish this day in a positiv way, trying to be the first at all . Good luck!

Sometimes you can reach your finishing line only with the help of some pigs. (Pardon, pig.)